Penelope - My life was infinitely boring, working as a sales rep for Power Potential Products, until I fell down a rabbit hole into the Underworld.
Now I've met Hades, the sexiest guy to ever walk with the dead. And he has a proposition I can't resist; sell the Underworld to humans as an irresistable destination, and in return, he will pleasure me until eternity.
Hades - I'm having to force myself to seduce dull little Penelope, to gain traction on Earth. That is until I find myself falling...